The cancer of the Internet

Weeaboos

I got a joke for you weeaboos go to japan and are like where a subtitles. 

I think its time to talk about an issue that affects everybody on a global scale. Weeaboos For those of you uneducated kids who don't know what a weeaboo is "A non Japanese person who basically denounces their own culture. Then they try to learn Japanese through the anime and end up pronouncing it wrong and sounding like a complete idiot. 

Keep in Mind: A Non Japanese person can like the culture, speak the language, and respect the culture while still keeping in touch with their own. This prevents them from being a weeaboo" Urban Dictionary definition

Swoll Weeb

Weeaboos basically disrespect the culture and make complete asses of themselves. Even if you didn't know the definition you have definitely seen these guys around. They might be in you local comic book store, your moms attic, side of the road, they smell bad, their disgusting. There is a difference between people who enjoy the culture and people that are full on disgusting unhygienic weeaboos. If you just like watching those Japanese cartoons and your an alright person I don't give a shit, and if you like to watch a little hentai that not even my problem. I mean I can relate to a few of you guys. My favorite anime's are Toy story 2, Sweet life of Zach and Cody, Direct Tv remote guides, Seinfeld. We all like the same shit I get it. I mean Im an anime fan as well clearly. 

You have a real problem when you have a comic book collection and are trying to learn Japanese on rosetta stone and you having sex with you waifu body pillow so that it stands on its own now. You yell at people for talking shit on anime it has really good shows. You really want to go to japan, you learn how to use chopsticks and you go to japan thinking that no one there is on your anime expertise level. The first step weeaboos need to do is to get a job and move out of their disappointed parents basements. 

I get that some weeaboos collect weapons and stuff. That is already kind of red flagish in the first place. If your wasting money on like Japanese weapons that you cant even use thats actually like a problem and you should notify your school. Just because you try and act and dress like a certain ethnic group doesn't mean your that ethnic group.