Dear Bernie Sanders,
You are going to read this blog and discover that you are not going to be president. One of the best things about you running for president is that we can all play wheres Bernie. You have effectively become the new wheres waldo. Im pretty sure that I saw you in a picture with Martin Luther King. Another thing is your hair. Is it like the messier your hair gets the the more powerful you become? I mean how does your hair even defy gravity like that are you a mad scientist or something? Do Donald's hair and your hair fly off into the sunset together or is it just more of a playdate then you pick them up and say something even stupider than before.
Bernie sanders hair literally looks like the doc from back to the future 2 decided to finally settle down and stay in 2015. Bernie sanders is trying to make everything free. Examples: Want to go to college? FREE Want a bachelors degree? Free Want anything ever well guess what ITS FREE. Bernie being the third socialist president ever is trying to create a socialist america. If you don’t know what socialism is Il try to explain. Basically if you get a 100% on the hardest test of your life spent all year studying and someone else spend 2 hours studying and gets a 50% well what happens? You both get a good ole C yup the test you spent hours studying for is not going to do nothing for you. Wheres the motivation to do anything now? You make 1 million dollars someone else makes 100 you both get 500,000. Why would anyone work if they knew they could do nothing and get something or why would they work if they know that they would get half and the person that does nothing gets something. Now Bernie I know your really trying and I thank you for your service in the civil war but its time to stop. Your not going to win this election. You can go feel the bern in a home but it wont be in the white house. Bern the only thing that your going to burn is the economy I mean really. Also you never show how you would be any different than any other presidents, how you would change anything.
Fack off m8, Go educate yourself on socialism and pick up an ice cube while your at it because it appears as though you feel the bern.
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DeleteThe your and the bern are correct. bern as in Bernie, however you forget to put an apostrophe on you're. And as I said below, don't bother commenting on this page.
DeleteIf you regret this comment why don't you delete it? I'm on your side but why?
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ReplyDeleteBernie Sanders will get rekt by Hillary Clinton.
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ReplyDeleteJake, based god. Yet again, you and your massive thinker (brain) have once again taking me by absolute shock. Your incredible intellect is unrivaled to even the most dankest professors. Socialism won't work in any way, because it destroys the whole purpose of working hard to earn your success. No matter how hard you work, or how hard you don't work, you'll get a C, which isn't fair to me. and as the myth the legend Nicholas said, You're going to need an ice cube to #stoptheburn. Rekt m8
ReplyDeleteHonestly, this doesn't really seem like you did a lot of research. I personally would vote for Bernie if I could, but I understand why people don't like socialism. It's opinionated I'll give you that.
ReplyDeleteI think I can relate to this blog because I think that Bernie sanders should not be a frontrunner, and like all fires, he'll just 'bern' out. And like Bernie, Hillary should also not even be considered a candidate because she is under FBI INVESTIGATION for her email thingy. Honestly, why is this even a question. If I was under FBI Investigation I couldn't get a job at McDonalds. Nonetheless a president
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