How to meme

There is an art to creating the dankest memes around. I am the master of crafting beautiful amazing perfect memes.  Memes are all over the interwebs and it is crucial that yall know how to use them and when and how to use them. This means you facebook moms who still think that it acceptable to use  minions as memes.

The 10 Commandments of Memes

Thou shall never ever use a dank meme without stating that the meme is dank

Thou shall never try to make un dank memes dank

Thou shall only use dank memes when dank memes are needed

Thou shall only use the dankest memes at the dankest time

The dankest memes shall receive the praise and love of all around

Thou shall not allow your memes to stay dreams

Thou shall not repost the memes

Thou shall probably do something

Thou shall not run out of ideas

Thou shall just do it

Just Do It

A wise message from the shia pepe

Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.

I feel like there is something here to be learned from shia like don't let your career go from transformers to this. Or never ever put anything with you being serious on the internet because I mean really who is still serious on the internet I mean come on. I mean the internet is good for a few things and a few things only. Like looking up the answers on a test, or looking at the dankest memes and making your right arm really strong.

Yall know what I mean don't act like you don't.

Every few days until halloween I will be putting parts of a spooki story

Spooky story for halloween part 1

looks like this recorder still works.

As long as it's still recording, I suppose I must say something

How long has it been since I last used this thing?

It's been at least a decade almost two?

Those were better times for me. I was so young back then. 

My future seemed so bright so full of promise.

I remember following my dreams. I remember a promising career. I remember being happy.

If I could turn back time what would I do differently?

I know. I know exactly what I should have done.

I shouldn't have gotten involved in that case with that girl.

Pursuing her was the right thing to do but if I hadn't involved myself with her, I'd still have a career.

When did it begin? I think it was April of 1989.

The peak of my career as an investigative journalist.

That's when I heard about a murder at the local high school. 

The police had no leads, no evidence, nothing.

I decided to investigate it myself. I tried to be a hero

and that was the worst mistake of my life.