Friday, October 23, 2015

The history of Memes

A brief history in Dank Memes

Origin
The exact origin of the phrase “dank memes” is unknown. Many have speculated that it was coined on the /s4s/  board on 4chan, /r/2007scape on Reddit or within the montage parody community on YouTube.
Spread
On May 26th, 2013, YouTuber fennthulhu uploaded a parody video titled “How 2 make dank memes!”, in which he demonstrates how to create an “edgy” Success Kid image on the website Quickmeme. On December 20th, YouTuber Ethan Holey uploaded a video in which he recommends using “dank memes” as a replacement for the terms “awesome,” “cool” or “bodacious”.
On September 23rd, 2014, Redditor xEphr0m submitted a image to /r/funny, which featured a gnome child seated at a computer with the caption “born just in time to browse dank memes”. On September 30th, Redditor 369DAMNyoFINE posted an image of a young child dressed as a police officer writing a ticket for posting a meme that “wasn’t dank enough” to the /r/4ChanMetal subreddit.
On October 24th, 2014, YouTuber Juston Bibero posted a montage parody video titled “9gagger can’t handle the dank memes,” which gathered upwards of 52,000 views and 150 comments in the first two months. On December 4th, Redditor Thejacobplumb submitted a post titled “What are ‘dank memes’?” to the /r/OutOfTheLoop subreddit. 


The origin of super dank memes originated some say that they originated of 4chan or reddit but some conspiracies show that the illuminati is actually behind the creation of dank memes in order to spread their influence into the younger population. As you can see the illuminati is everywhere for example

Blogspot
Blogspot has 8 letters
8 divided by 2 is 4 
4 is the number of years between leap years
leap years occur on February 29
29 divided by 3 is 9.666
remove the 9 and you get 666
666 is the devils number
the illuminati is considered a devils advocate
Blogspot = Illuminati confirmed

But wait did you notice that??

Blogspot has the world Log in it
Logs are made of wood
wood grows on trees
trees make paper
paper make signs
signs make the illuminati sign

Blogspot = Illuminati Confirmed again

Now that you know that the illuminati is everywhere it is crucial that you that you accept this detail. This is not a conspiracy this is real life. Tell no body but the illuminati is everywhere take this info and don't tell anyone.  Prepare yourself save yourself they are here.

All of this is totally legit




How to meme


There is an art to creating the dankest memes around. I am the master of crafting beautiful amazing perfect memes.  Memes are all over the interwebs and it is crucial that yall know how to use them and when and how to use them. This means you facebook moms who still think that it acceptable to use  minions as memes.

The 10 Commandments of Memes

Thou shall never ever use a dank meme without stating that the meme is dank
Thou shall never try to make un dank memes dank
Thou shall only use dank memes when dank memes are needed
Thou shall only use the dankest memes at the dankest time
The dankest memes shall receive the praise and love of all around
Thou shall not allow your memes to stay dreams
Thou shall not repost the memes
Thou shall probably do something
Thou shall not run out of ideas
Thou shall just do it
Just Do It


A wise message from the shia pepe

Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.

I feel like there is something here to be learned from shia like don't let your career go from transformers to this. Or never ever put anything with you being serious on the internet because I mean really who is still serious on the internet I mean come on. I mean the internet is good for a few things and a few things only. Like looking up the answers on a test, or looking at the dankest memes and making your right arm really strong.

Yall know what I mean don't act like you don't.

Every few days until halloween I will be putting parts of a spooki story
Spooky story for halloween part 1

looks like this recorder still works.
As long as it's still recording, I suppose I must say something
How long has it been since I last used this thing?
It's been at least a decade almost two?
Those were better times for me. I was so young back then. 
My future seemed so bright so full of promise.
I remember following my dreams. I remember a promising career. I remember being happy.
If I could turn back time what would I do differently?
I know. I know exactly what I should have done.
I shouldn't have gotten involved in that case with that girl.
Pursuing her was the right thing to do but if I hadn't involved myself with her, I'd still have a career.
When did it begin? I think it was April of 1989.
The peak of my career as an investigative journalist.
That's when I heard about a murder at the local high school. 
The police had no leads, no evidence, nothing.
I decided to investigate it myself. I tried to be a hero
and that was the worst mistake of my life.