Monday, May 9, 2016

How autism was created

This is about those fedora wearing bronys
Exhibit A: Feat Neckbeard and Fedora and MLP 


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Bronys. Bronys are the worst thing possible. They are climbing in your windows and snatching your people up. If you do not yet know what a brony is your about to. A brony is a full grown man who is a very active fan of the tv show My Little Pony. The show for 5 year old girls about unicorns. It don't stop there. Bronys have been snatching up girls from conventions and making them their personal horses. BRONYS ARE THE WORLDS PROBLEMS. Hitler was a brony, Stalin was a brony, Trump is a brony.

Have you even considered that maybe all your problems could be stopped by simply killing every brony alive.  Hitler was onto something except instead of jews we should use bronys.  I mean it would help them anyway because they never shower to begin with. Edgy? I think yes. Bronys can not be allowed to live anymore. Lets start the anti brony movement. Here on jakesdanks it begins. The end of the bronys. We will build an army a great big edgy army. Destroy the bronys with memes. Sign your name in the comments below to join the anti brony army and for only 60 cents a day you can give an abused plush horse a home.


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Bush did 9/11

It's Time

    Bush did it. I have proof that Bush sank the Titanic. The government wants you to believe that the Titanic was sank by an iceberg but it wasn't. What you may not of heard was that there was thermite found inside the hull of the Titanic. Now as you know cold water cant melt steel beams so there needed to be some kind of coverup behind it. I have the truth. Be warned this is highly sensitive info and must be handled with care. 

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As you may have heard cold water burns at a temperature of 12 degrees Fahrenheit while the steel hull of the Titanic would have required at least 2750 degrees Fahrenheit to sink and split in half. The water temp would have to be at least 5 degrees higher for it to be able to melt the Titanic. But with theres more. Traces of thermite have been found in the boiler rooms of the Titanic. Thermite would allow the water temperature to exceed 19 degrees allowing it to melt the Titanic. Thats not all, a government reserve was created after the Titanic was sunk. This federal reserve allowed it so that the government could go into war with the Japanese. Bush was looking for any reason to bomb the japs again and he finally could create one. With bush preparing his scheme to rule the world after bombing the japs he decided that wasn't enough. He needed more so he set his sights on the middle east. Those commies in the middle east were going to get it. The middle east was ready at this point. Saddam Husain prepared his army of wives to attack. Bush needed a coverup in order to attack the middle east. Bush did 9/11 and Titanic confirmed.