Dear Bernie Sanders,
You are going to read this blog and discover that you are not going to be president. One of the best things about you running for president is that we can all play wheres Bernie. You have effectively become the new wheres waldo. Im pretty sure that I saw you in a picture with Martin Luther King. Another thing is your hair. Is it like the messier your hair gets the the more powerful you become? I mean how does your hair even defy gravity like that are you a mad scientist or something? Do Donald's hair and your hair fly off into the sunset together or is it just more of a playdate then you pick them up and say something even stupider than before.
Bernie sanders hair literally looks like the doc from back to the future 2 decided to finally settle down and stay in 2015. Bernie sanders is trying to make everything free. Examples: Want to go to college? FREE Want a bachelors degree? Free Want anything ever well guess what ITS FREE. Bernie being the third socialist president ever is trying to create a socialist america. If you don’t know what socialism is Il try to explain. Basically if you get a 100% on the hardest test of your life spent all year studying and someone else spend 2 hours studying and gets a 50% well what happens? You both get a good ole C yup the test you spent hours studying for is not going to do nothing for you. Wheres the motivation to do anything now? You make 1 million dollars someone else makes 100 you both get 500,000. Why would anyone work if they knew they could do nothing and get something or why would they work if they know that they would get half and the person that does nothing gets something. Now Bernie I know your really trying and I thank you for your service in the civil war but its time to stop. Your not going to win this election. You can go feel the bern in a home but it wont be in the white house. Bern the only thing that your going to burn is the economy I mean really. Also you never show how you would be any different than any other presidents, how you would change anything.
