How autism was created

This is about those fedora wearing bronys

Exhibit A: Feat Neckbeard and Fedora and MLP 

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Bronys. Bronys are the worst thing possible. They are climbing in your windows and snatching your people up. If you do not yet know what a brony is your about to. A brony is a full grown man who is a very active fan of the tv show My Little Pony. The show for 5 year old girls about unicorns. It don't stop there. Bronys have been snatching up girls from conventions and making them their personal horses. BRONYS ARE THE WORLDS PROBLEMS. Hitler was a brony, Stalin was a brony, Trump is a brony.

Have you even considered that maybe all your problems could be stopped by simply killing every brony alive.  Hitler was onto something except instead of jews we should use bronys.  I mean it would help them anyway because they never shower to begin with. Edgy? I think yes. Bronys can not be allowed to live anymore. Lets start the anti brony movement. Here on jakesdanks it begins. The end of the bronys. We will build an army a great big edgy army. Destroy the bronys with memes. Sign your name in the comments below to join the anti brony army and for only 60 cents a day you can give an abused plush horse a home.

END HIM

Bush did 9/11

It's Time

    Bush did it. I have proof that Bush sank the Titanic. The government wants you to believe that the Titanic was sank by an iceberg but it wasn't. What you may not of heard was that there was thermite found inside the hull of the Titanic. Now as you know cold water cant melt steel beams so there needed to be some kind of coverup behind it. I have the truth. Be warned this is highly sensitive info and must be handled with care. 

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As you may have heard cold water burns at a temperature of 12 degrees Fahrenheit while the steel hull of the Titanic would have required at least 2750 degrees Fahrenheit to sink and split in half. The water temp would have to be at least 5 degrees higher for it to be able to melt the Titanic. But with theres more. Traces of thermite have been found in the boiler rooms of the Titanic. Thermite would allow the water temperature to exceed 19 degrees allowing it to melt the Titanic. Thats not all, a government reserve was created after the Titanic was sunk. This federal reserve allowed it so that the government could go into war with the Japanese. Bush was looking for any reason to bomb the japs again and he finally could create one. With bush preparing his scheme to rule the world after bombing the japs he decided that wasn't enough. He needed more so he set his sights on the middle east. Those commies in the middle east were going to get it. The middle east was ready at this point. Saddam Husain prepared his army of wives to attack. Bush needed a coverup in order to attack the middle east. Bush did 9/11 and Titanic confirmed.

The cancer of the Internet

Weeaboos

I got a joke for you weeaboos go to japan and are like where a subtitles. 

I think its time to talk about an issue that affects everybody on a global scale. Weeaboos For those of you uneducated kids who don't know what a weeaboo is "A non Japanese person who basically denounces their own culture. Then they try to learn Japanese through the anime and end up pronouncing it wrong and sounding like a complete idiot. 

Keep in Mind: A Non Japanese person can like the culture, speak the language, and respect the culture while still keeping in touch with their own. This prevents them from being a weeaboo" Urban Dictionary definition

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Weeaboos basically disrespect the culture and make complete asses of themselves. Even if you didn't know the definition you have definitely seen these guys around. They might be in you local comic book store, your moms attic, side of the road, they smell bad, their disgusting. There is a difference between people who enjoy the culture and people that are full on disgusting unhygienic weeaboos. If you just like watching those Japanese cartoons and your an alright person I don't give a shit, and if you like to watch a little hentai that not even my problem. I mean I can relate to a few of you guys. My favorite anime's are Toy story 2, Sweet life of Zach and Cody, Direct Tv remote guides, Seinfeld. We all like the same shit I get it. I mean Im an anime fan as well clearly. 

You have a real problem when you have a comic book collection and are trying to learn Japanese on rosetta stone and you having sex with you waifu body pillow so that it stands on its own now. You yell at people for talking shit on anime it has really good shows. You really want to go to japan, you learn how to use chopsticks and you go to japan thinking that no one there is on your anime expertise level. The first step weeaboos need to do is to get a job and move out of their disappointed parents basements. 

I get that some weeaboos collect weapons and stuff. That is already kind of red flagish in the first place. If your wasting money on like Japanese weapons that you cant even use thats actually like a problem and you should notify your school. Just because you try and act and dress like a certain ethnic group doesn't mean your that ethnic group. 

Feel the bern

Dear Bernie Sanders,

You are going to read this blog and discover that you are not going to be president. One of the best things about you running for president is that we can all play wheres Bernie. You have effectively become the new wheres waldo. Im pretty sure that I saw you in a picture with Martin Luther King. Another thing is your hair. Is it like the messier your hair gets the the more  powerful you become? I mean how does your hair even defy gravity like that are you a mad scientist or something? Do Donald's hair and your hair fly off into the sunset together or is it just more of a playdate then you pick them up and say something even stupider than before.

                                                                knowyourmeme.com

Bernie sanders hair literally looks like the doc from back to the future 2 decided to finally settle down and stay in 2015. Bernie sanders is trying to make everything free. Examples: Want to go to college? FREE Want a bachelors degree? Free Want anything ever well guess what ITS FREE. Bernie being the third socialist president ever is trying to create a socialist america. If you don’t know what socialism is Il try to explain. Basically if you get a 100% on the hardest test of your life spent all year studying and someone else spend 2 hours studying and gets a 50% well what happens? You both get a good ole C yup the test you spent hours studying for is not going to do nothing for you. Wheres the motivation to do anything now? You make 1 million dollars someone else makes 100 you both get 500,000. Why would anyone work if they knew they could do nothing and get something or why would they work if they know that they would get half and the person that does nothing gets something. Now Bernie I know your really trying and I thank you for your service in the civil war but its time to stop. Your not going to win this election. You can go feel the bern in a home but it wont be in the white house. Bern the only thing that your going to burn is the economy I mean really. Also you never show how you would be any different than any other presidents, how you would change anything.